Total Medals Earned: 1,390 (From 181 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,175 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (290/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 5/8 (135/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (30/590 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Do a 6 kill combo
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 10/23 (90/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (35/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 9/16 (175/450 points)
Collect all energy in the first level
Find the first secret area
Find the second secret area
But before you do, think of all the kittens
Kill all enemies in Normal Mode
Collect all energy in Normal Mode
Kill 5 enemies in 5 seconds
Finish the game in Normal Mode
Find the third secret area
Found the fourth secret area
Found the fifth secret area
Kill all enemies in Hard Mode
Make an enemy fall to his death
Collect all energy in Hard Mode
Finish the game in Hard Mode
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (60/65 points)
Set Darcy on fire.
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.